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Frog and Snake Jokes for Kids (111+ Funny Jokes!) by Johnny B. Laughing


Funny and Hilarious Frog and Snake Jokes!

Are you looking for the most funny and hilarious frog and snake jokes online? This clean joke book is great for early and beginner readers. It provides hours of fun and entertainment. It’s also great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud. This joke book will make you giggle for hours with some of the funniest frog and snake jokes in the world!

The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and slimy creature jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This awesome joke book for kids is easy to read and full of laughs! It’s a joke book and a laughter manual.

WARNING: This funny joke book will cause you to laugh hysterically!
From this Funny Joke Book…

Q: What do you say if you meet a toad?

A: Warts new?

HAHA!

Q: Did you hear about the forgetful snake?

A: He lost his skin!

LOL!

Q: What goest dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?

A: A Morse toad!

HAHA!

Q: What’s long, green, and goes hith?

A: A snake with a lisp!

LOL!

Q: What do frog drink?

A: Croaka-cola!

HAHA!

Q: What’s the best thing about deadly snakes?

A: They have poisonality!

LOL!

Q: What kind of shoes do frog like?

A: Open toad sandals!

HAHA!

Q: What subject are snakes good at?

A: Hiss-tory!